Fortune Cookies – “The Blunt Batch”

Last Friday, I took some folks who work for me out to lunch. We ended up eating delicious Dim Sum to the point of reaching “pigdom”. (Pigdom comes after “I couldn’t eat another bite”, “Okay, just one more helping”, and “Oh my God, I’m never eating again”.)

And even if we’ve reached pigdom, we still have fortune cookies to snap open. Who needs to eat the often stale cardboard texture chunks, we want to know what our future holds! After all, you have to select the fortune cookie facing you or you could end up with someone else’s fortune and then the Universe goes into disarray and it’s all your fault. But, as usual, I digress….

Here are the three “fortunes” we received, which are in no particular order:

* Today is a disastrous day. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.

* It could be better, but it’s good enough.

And my favorite…..

* Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on yourself.

~ by Michele Mattia on 2007, September 12.